How awesome is this?
Susan, Amanda, and Deb!
Congratulations, I will email you guys shortly for your postal addresses. Thanks everybody for entering – keep an eye out as I have books I need to find new homes for, so I’m going to run more giveaways soon.
In the meantime, are we all looking forward to New Zealand Book Month?
- courtesy of NZ Book Month on Facebook
‘A Wrinkle in Time’ and Its Sci-Fi Heroine – NYTimes.com.
A great read for lovers of Meg Murray and A Wrinkle in Time.
Gangsta Granny by David Walliams, Harper Collins, ISBN 9780007443888, RRP $24.99, Available now.

I know there are plenty of people who don’t like David Walliams and don’t enjoy his comedy, but me? I love him. I love his big blousy lady dress-up, love his slightly creepy sexy-man schtick, love his selling out (well, he was in Dinner for Schmucks and he’s going to be on Britain’s Got Talent, for god sakes). And since I read The Boy in the Dress, I’ve also loved his writing for kids.
Gangsta Granny is a proud addition to Walliams’ oeuvre (The Boy in the Dress, Billionaire Boy, Mr Stink), and like all the others is evocatively and hilariously illustrated by Tony Ross. Here’s a little taster of the story:
After a few moments the front door opened slowly, and out stepped a figure dressed entirely in black … A black balaclava disguised the face, but from the stoop Ben knew it was Granny. She looked like someone from one of the covers of the books she loved reading. She straddled her mobility scooter and revved the engine.
Where on earth was she going?
And, more importantly, why was she dressed like a ninja?
Ben’s granny seems pretty much like your usual boring granny (remember how you thought your granny was boring?). A bit like this:
She makes a lot of food out of cabbages and farts almost constantly. She loves her grandson (Ben pretty much figures this is just his due) and he stays with her every Friday night while his parents indulge their obsession with Strictly Stars Dancing! (They’re so obsessed that they dream of their son becoming a ballroom dancer, and are terribly disappointed that he’s more interested in being a plumber.)
But Ben soon finds out that his gran is not actually just his boring gran after all…
I’m not going to spoil the story but I will say it is as funny and as poignant as The Boy in the Dress – as enjoyable for adults to read as it is for kids. There is lots of amusing moments and lots of little teary moments too. It’s one of life’s horrible little ironies that by the time you appreciate your grandparents, they’re gone, and Mr Walliams knows this.
You lose your granny all too soon, kids.
Gangsta Granny is Walliams’ best book so far. I couldn’t think of a better present for a grandchild.
In the 19th Century-set story, Jane Eyre (Mia Wasikowska) suddenly flees Thornfield Hall, the vast and isolated estate where she works as a governess for Adèle Varens, a child under the custody of Thornfield’s brooding master, Edward Rochester (Michael Fassbender).
The imposing residence – and Rochester’s own imposing nature – have sorely tested her resilience. With nowhere else to go, she is extended a helping hand by clergyman St. John Rivers (Jamie Bell) and his family. As she recuperates in the Rivers’ Moor House and looks back upon the tumultuous events that led to her escape, Jane wonders if the past is ever truly past…
Available on Blu-ray and DVD from 25th January.
That’s right, chickens! I have THREE (count them) THREE copies of the Jane Eyre brand spanking new release DVD to give away to you lucky readers, thanks to Universal Home Pictures. Just fill in the form below and hit submit, then prepare to feast your eyes on the beauty that is Michael Fassbender. Or Mia Wasikowska. There’s even some literature.
Something for everyone!
Competition ends 8pm, Sunday 29 January, and I’ll announce the winners the following Monday evening. One entry per person. Winners will be randomly drawn, all judges decisions are final, blah blah blah, Michael Fassbender!
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