Gangsta Granny by David Walliams, Harper Collins, ISBN 9780007443888, RRP $24.99, Available now.

I know there are plenty of people who don’t like David Walliams and don’t enjoy his comedy, but me? I love him. I love his big blousy lady dress-up, love his slightly creepy sexy-man schtick, love his selling out (well, he was in Dinner for Schmucks and he’s going to be on Britain’s Got Talent, for god sakes). And since I read The Boy in the Dress, I’ve also loved his writing for kids.
Gangsta Granny is a proud addition to Walliams’ oeuvre (The Boy in the Dress, Billionaire Boy, Mr Stink), and like all the others is evocatively and hilariously illustrated by Tony Ross. Here’s a little taster of the story:
After a few moments the front door opened slowly, and out stepped a figure dressed entirely in black … A black balaclava disguised the face, but from the stoop Ben knew it was Granny. She looked like someone from one of the covers of the books she loved reading. She straddled her mobility scooter and revved the engine.
Where on earth was she going?
And, more importantly, why was she dressed like a ninja?
Ben’s granny seems pretty much like your usual boring granny (remember how you thought your granny was boring?). A bit like this:
She makes a lot of food out of cabbages and farts almost constantly. She loves her grandson (Ben pretty much figures this is just his due) and he stays with her every Friday night while his parents indulge their obsession with Strictly Stars Dancing! (They’re so obsessed that they dream of their son becoming a ballroom dancer, and are terribly disappointed that he’s more interested in being a plumber.)
But Ben soon finds out that his gran is not actually just his boring gran after all…
I’m not going to spoil the story but I will say it is as funny and as poignant as The Boy in the Dress – as enjoyable for adults to read as it is for kids. There is lots of amusing moments and lots of little teary moments too. It’s one of life’s horrible little ironies that by the time you appreciate your grandparents, they’re gone, and Mr Walliams knows this.
You lose your granny all too soon, kids.
Gangsta Granny is Walliams’ best book so far. I couldn’t think of a better present for a grandchild.

















