Book Watch, New Zealand Herald on Sunday – 13 July 2014

The Martian

By Andy Weir, Random House

This science-fiction adventure thriller is up there with the best in edge-of-your-seat reads, combining imagination, science and a healthy dose of humour. Mark Watney is a botanist and astronaut stranded on Mars, left alone to survive on the Red Planet because of a mixture of bad luck and catastrophe. Will he make it back to Earth? It’s no surprise that a movie adaptation is already in the works.

Sand

By Hugh Howey, Random House

A new world and a new story from Howey, the best-selling writer of the Wool trilogy. The author’s strength is his prodigious imagination and he makes use of it again with Sand, combining apocalyptic vision with a story of family and survival. Like Wool this is a highly enjoyable read; I became so immersed I could practically feel the grit and wind.

Purgatory

By Rosetta Allen, Penguin

A fantastic new book from a talented New Zealand author, Purgatory is based on the 1865 Otahuhu murders. Exploring ideas of spirituality, colonial dispossession and the dehumanising effects of poverty and alcohol, the story moves between Ireland and New Zealand, and between bereavement and redemption. Allen’s expressive story-telling will appeal to readers looking for the best home-grown narratives.

At War with Satan

By Steff Metal,  Grymm & Epic Publishing

Another homegrown author but with a completely different focus, At War with Satan is a fantasy tale in the best tradition of Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin, with a lot of heavy metal thrown in. Plenty of puns and gentle jokes at the expense of various musical genres keep this a fast and furious read. The author’s love of the subject matter is infectious, making the war between heaven and hell anything but grim.

My Book Watch column for 13 July 2014, courtesy of the New Zealand Herald on Sunday.

scan of printed Book Watch column

Three Quick Reviews

Here’s some quick looks at other books which have passed before my eyes recently.

 WellywoodStyling Wellywood by Kate O’Keefe, available on Amazon

Jess has returned home to Wellington from her big OE in London, and is going into business as a personal stylist with her best friend Morgan. Throw in a bit of snobbery, two good looking men and a sad back story, and some “hi-jinks with a message” should ensue.

Styling Wellywood has a promising premise but it just doesn’t deliver. The main character is seriously unlikeable, and the overall storyline is too predictable to really deliver any punch. Do young NZers really suffer this level of cultural cringe anymore? Unfortunately this book just wasn’t to my liking.

Dating Westerners cover imageDating Westerners: tips for the new rich of the developing by Richard Meros, Lawrence and Gibson

A dating guide for the nouveau riche of the developing world, looking to “break into” the West via love. Truly. Dating Westerners is alternately hilarious and completely weird, which pretty much sums up the entirety so far of Richard Meros’ publishing portfolio.

Dating Westerners is the book rejected for funding by Reactive/Creative New Zealand (both the application and rejection letter can be seen in $30 Meat Pack). Put air quotes wherever you see fit in that sentence.

Seriously, I don’t know what more to say!

The Possession of Silver cover imageThe Possession of Silver by Corey Leigh, available on Amazon

A hybrid fantasy/pirate novel for kids and young adults, The Possession of Silver follows our eponymous hero and budding pirate, Silver, in a hunt for treasure on a very strange island.

The tone of this book is a little odd, not always hitting the mark and jumping around a little too often to be entirely convincing to its target audience. However it’s pulled along by a quick and original plot, with enough surprises to keep me reading to the end.

Book Review: Ad Lib by Thomasin Sleigh

Ad Lib cover imageAd Lib by Thomasin Sleigh, Lawrence and Gibson, ISBN 9780473274849, RRP$23

Right from the epigraph I had an idea of where Ad Lib is going, with two quotes: one from TS Eliot and one from Kim Kardashian. As I got further into the story it became clearer and clearer how these two, seemingly juxtaposed people, were perfect roles for the deeply thought out journey that Sleigh was taking me on.

Ad Lib follows Kyla Crane, daughter of celebrity Carmen Crane who has died suddenly. Carmen was supposed to have been starting to film a reality TV show and her manager and the networks are now keen to have the show follow Kyla. And so a camera crew appears in her house, “friends” she doesn’t quite remember start calling, and a status of celebrity is suddenly conferred upon her.

To say Ad Lib is lyrical and literary is almost beside the point – it is both of those things while being imbued with a strong sense of exactly how low-brow celebrity and reality television works in our wider culture. There are strange touches such as a camera crew that acts as a Greek chorus, and Carmen Crane’s sordid tale of celebrity à la Judy Garland. This overwhelming sense of culture clash kept me unsettled as a reader while drawing me further and further into Kyla’s story.

Her mother was beautiful in these printed photographs. Before anybody had looked at her, she was still beautiful.

What is celebrity and how does it change those who feel its sticky fingers? What about those who seek it out? Sleigh moves dreamily between these questions, sometimes giving the reader clear clues and sometimes keeping us in the dark. Kyla’s grief becomes submerged in the “story” of her show.

Ad Lib is a surreal read, intriguing and beautiful, leaving more questions behind than answers.

Book review: At War With Satan by Steff Metal

At War With Satan book cover image At War With Satan by Steff Metal, ISBN 9781496030887available from Amazon, Kobo and Smashwords – see author’s website for details.

You know what’s awesome right now? (Amongst a raft of other things.) Self-published books are getting WAY better. In the last couple of months I’ve been sent a number of self-published books and, without exception, they’ve all been good reads, well-written and, in my opinion, worth the admission (retail price, that is). At War With Satan was one of these and I am thrilled I got the chance to read it. Gavin is a drummer*, lives in a small English village and dreams of being in a heavy metal band with a heavy metal girlfriend. Next thing you know he’s playing in a great heavy metal band, has a great heavy metal girlfriend… and is caught up in the war between heaven and hell. Because you can’t have everything.

“Army? I wasn’t aware we had an army.” “We don’t. Amassing a legion of loyal and blood-hungry soldiers of the Lord wasn’t high on the church charter this year.” “What do you suggest we do?” The Deacon sighed. “We’d better start with the youth group. They’re an enthusiastic bunch.”

I really enjoyed reading this story. Steff Metal’s writing is enthusiastic, wry and, on the whole, pleasingly polished. And there is a laugh out loud moment around every corner (or turn of the page).

Lucy slammed her legal pad down on the table. Somewhere in the universe, a kitten died.

I did have a few small quibbles, namely: the section in hell probably goes on a bit long and needs tightening up, plot-wise; the location of “small village England” feels chosen for the wider appeal rather than the familiarity of the author – I would have been happy with “small village New Zealand” to be honest; the Goth/Emo vs Heavy Metal was a little too stereotype-happy; and a slightly more ironical framing of the classic “metal sexism” would have been welcomed by this reader. These are small though, none of these seriously detracted from my enjoyment. At War With Satan has a definite Terry Pratchett/Robert Rankin/Neil Gaiman vibe and that’s a high compliment. Needless to say, I recommend this book to fantasy lovers, heavy metal fans (you’ll love it, you know you will), anyone who was a teenager in the early 90′s, and anyone who wants to see what good reads are out there beyond the traditional publishing model. Steff Metal is a writer I’ll be keeping an eye on.

*As the good Terry Pratchett put it: ” ‘I hits ‘em with de hammers,” said Lias, one of nature’s drummers.’ “

Review: Glory Days magazine

Glory Days magazine coverGlory Days vintage lifestyle magazine, issue 6, $16.90

One of the things I love about Twitter is the random way I meet interesting people and find out about interesting things, such as Glory Days magazine. A retweet led me to their Twitter account, I asked if they’d be interested in being reviewed on my blog.. and here we are!

Glory Days is a vintage lifestyle magazine, in this particular issue (6) sixties style. It has a great aesthetic, enhanced by the art design, the choice of paper (a satisfying weight and with a fair amount of recycled content, if I’m not mistaken), and the advertising (I kid you not, every vintage shop in the country must be in there).

The articles are eclectic which is real strength, covering art, society, fashion, music, cars, militaria, crafting and more, and I really like that – I like that the editors aren’t just picking the bits of nostalgia they like but they’re actually exploring an era and what it meant to the New Zealanders who lived in that era. That’s the other thing I really liked about Glory Days, it has a strong New Zealand focus. Too often our impression of vintage and history is through an American or English lens, and the experience of our own country comes a distant third.

If you’re interested in vintage, design, nostalgia and New Zealand in general then you’re sure to enjoy Glory Days and I’d highly recommend you take the time to seek it out or grab a copy online.

Book Review: The Martian by Andy Weir

The Martian cover imageThe Martian by Andy Weir, Del Rey (Random House), ISBN 9780091956448, RRP $36.99, Available now.

The most unsurprising thing about The Martian is that Ridley Scott is currently in negotiation to direct a movie adaptation starring Matt Damon (MATT DAMON). The most surprising thing is that while this is indeed ripe for a movie adaptation starring Matt Damon and directed by Ridley Scott, it’s also a white knuckle read that manages to combine science with a large dose of humour.

The story in The Martian centres around Mark Watney, botanist, astronaut, a modern-day MacGyver, and man alone on Mars. Due to a combination of technological breakdown, bad weather and being hit by an antenna Watney is left behind on Mars when the rest of his crew has to escape a massive windstorm. Will he stay alive? Will he have enough food to last until the next mission? Will he make contact with earth? Look, I’m making it sound quite melodramatic but actually I really enjoyed The Martian!

Weir wins over his reader (me) with the above-mentioned solid combination of hardcore science and good, old-fashioned laughs.

That means I’ll have to transport 9.2 cubic meters of Martian soil into the Hab. I can get maybe one-tenth of a cubic meter in through the airlock at a time, and it’ll be backbreaking work to collect it. But in the end, if everything goes to plan, I’ll have 92 square meters of crop-able soil.

Hell yeah I’m a botanist! Fear my botany powers!

Our main character is hugely likeable and it’s easy to become completely vested in Watney’s story and his trials and tribulations. Weir’s strength is the science stuff on Mars and the amazing problem-solving abilities of his main character, and I did wish he’d just concentrated on that story and not felt the need to move focus around. Though he does take some well-aimed shots at NASA and government organisations in general.

Mark, some answers to your earlier questions:

No, we will not tell our Botany Team to “Go fuck themselves.” …

The Cubs finished the season at the bottom of the NL Central.

The data transfer rate just isn’t good enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for “Anything, oh God, ANYTHING but Disco” is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever.

I have to admit, it was hard not to read The Martian and think this is just made to be a movie. But this is solid sci-fi and it would be damn interesting (for the first 10 minutes) to find out if the science holds up. Weir certainly writes with authority and complete believability in that regard. On the other hand when he tries to get more into the characters heads it’s pretty once over lightly. All I’m saying is, don’t read it for the deep character analysis.

Do read it for the fun.

It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.